Wednesday, February 4, 2009

i'm afraid of americans

I don't want to sound negative since I generally always do but okay here's my rambling bullshit post.

I'm really sick of oxyclean commercials as much as i am of the sham-wow ones, but jesus christ that sham wow guy is nowhere near as obnoxious as BILLY MAYS WHO YELLS. ALL THE TIME. EVERY WORD. LOUD. TOP OF HIS HIGH PITCHED VOICE. what the heck is with that guy? why would you buy oxyclean from him? i wouldn't buy toilet paper from that man he's so obnoxious. can someone please just wax that weird fax spray on caveman beard? it's' so creepy. he needs to be in those Geico caveman commercials which also suck.

Speaking of commercials, the ones in the middle of the day or anytime on Lifetime are fucking horrible. It's either for AARP, medicare supplement insurance, any number of bladder problems and the pharmecutical industry's answer to the problems, erectile dysfunction, or car insurance. Have any of you seen the viagra one with the guy and his wife looking all sad and depressed driving around in the rain, and they go on vacation to some sunny tropical setting where people are singing about viagra while this now happy enthusiastic couple is skipping along the beach to have four hour boner pill sex? I swear to god that thing is so disturbing.

Also, I'm tired of the FDA letting these drugs pass the 'ok' test when they have side affects that are sometimes WORSE than the problem they are supposedly treating. Some of my favorite side effects are: constipation, incontinence, blindness, seizures, heart attacks, tuburculosis, cancer, and death. Hmm. Not so bad I guess. Can the pharmecutical industry please put the humans taking the pills FIRST instead of the lobbyists and politicians? I mean seriously, when something has as many possible side effects as those rheumatoid arthritis medications do, how in the hell does anyone want to take them? Shame on you FDA, shame on you.

anyway I think that's about it for now.


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