kates new rules.
1) dick cheney must shut the hell up and go on a nice retirement similar to george w bush's. isn't it fantastic how quiet that guy has been lately? (bush not cheney). Cheney's new job must be: Dubya's pooper scooper!
2) swine flu must have a vaccine, and then go aawwayyyyy (gollum voice)
3) evangaline lilly must become my personal trainer so that i can have her body type.
4) my matress pad thingy must stop moving around because the elastic is apparently dead.
5) CHAMPAGNE, CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERYONE! (bubbles from Little Britain)
6) i need unlimited funds to buy as much yarn as I want. Including 100% italian cashmere.
7) bradley cooper must show up at my house and serenade me with tony bennett, frank sinatra, dean martin etc songs.
oh and oscar de la renta must design a gown for me.
:)
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
D-Fish can punch the shamwow guy.
GAH! Just when I thought iTunes had decided to shuffle in the GOOD songs, it starts playing the ones I don't know why I even have on my computer. Like Nsync.
NOOO NO TONY BENNETT/BARBRA STREISAND UUUGH. Eric Clapton time!
So there's this guy at my gym who disturbs me pretty badly. He's this older guy and he has longish blond hair with an acid-green hankerchief tied Rambo-style around his forehead. And he grunts. Its effing annoying and I seem to be the only one to notice it. It's like every 20-30 seconds, he makes this awkward grunting noise. My dad was like, oh, he's just clearing his throat. So I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and let it pass, even perhaps suggest some allergy pills if he's got THAT much congestion. Well, the benefit of the doubt is gone now because he clears his throat IN ADDITION to the grunting. Which makes it just all the more disturbing. Ew ew ewwwww. I don't care if you're having a hard time on the tredmill or the eliptical trainer, there is no excuse for the grunting. You're in a public space and it needs to stop.
In the spirit of my favorite comedian, Bill Maher... NEW RULE: grunting in the gym is not okay. >:(
Angels & Airwaves = awesome. So is this new scone from Coffee Bean. I feel bad for non-california people because i heart coffee bean.
alas, more bob dylan. Oh and Pete Yorn apparently has a new album coming out? Yay? Yay! David Gray needs to release something new.
I still have my crapppppyyyy dying cellphone because i would rather have an already-paid for piece of shit than have to pay for a new phone that's bulky and ugly. Can't afford the service fee for a Blackberry so a new phone will have to wait.
<3 kate
NOOO NO TONY BENNETT/BARBRA STREISAND UUUGH. Eric Clapton time!
So there's this guy at my gym who disturbs me pretty badly. He's this older guy and he has longish blond hair with an acid-green hankerchief tied Rambo-style around his forehead. And he grunts. Its effing annoying and I seem to be the only one to notice it. It's like every 20-30 seconds, he makes this awkward grunting noise. My dad was like, oh, he's just clearing his throat. So I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and let it pass, even perhaps suggest some allergy pills if he's got THAT much congestion. Well, the benefit of the doubt is gone now because he clears his throat IN ADDITION to the grunting. Which makes it just all the more disturbing. Ew ew ewwwww. I don't care if you're having a hard time on the tredmill or the eliptical trainer, there is no excuse for the grunting. You're in a public space and it needs to stop.
In the spirit of my favorite comedian, Bill Maher... NEW RULE: grunting in the gym is not okay. >:(
Angels & Airwaves = awesome. So is this new scone from Coffee Bean. I feel bad for non-california people because i heart coffee bean.
alas, more bob dylan. Oh and Pete Yorn apparently has a new album coming out? Yay? Yay! David Gray needs to release something new.
I still have my crapppppyyyy dying cellphone because i would rather have an already-paid for piece of shit than have to pay for a new phone that's bulky and ugly. Can't afford the service fee for a Blackberry so a new phone will have to wait.
<3 kate
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
EU BAN ON SEAL PRODUCTS! YAY!
eating yogurt covered raisins, feeling bloated and being ECSTATIC THAT THE EU BAN ON SEAL PRODUCTS PASSED!! YAY! take THAT you bastard seal-killing Canadians!!! I don't hate Canada, I hate people who kill seals who happen to be Canadian. Same thing goes with factory farming, American, Canadian, I don't care. If I met them walking down the street and knew who they were, it would be really hard to repress my violent urges to spit in their faces and throw rotten food at them or something. YAYYYYYYYY.
mm. yogurt covered raisins = all kinds of tastiness.
am FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY starting to lose the buddha belly!! thanks to the 5-6 days a week doing the ab machine at the gym for 10 minutes per time. woo. will finally fit into a size four!
ew, construction going on next door with SUPER ANNOYING vacuuming/squeaky noises...
also, um, i really am annoyed by the parrots that have migrated back after a few years away, because they are REALLY goddamn loud at 6 in the morning outside my window. stupid parrots.
and i think it's LUNCHTIME. time to watch the dog whisperer....
<3 kate
mm. yogurt covered raisins = all kinds of tastiness.
am FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY starting to lose the buddha belly!! thanks to the 5-6 days a week doing the ab machine at the gym for 10 minutes per time. woo. will finally fit into a size four!
ew, construction going on next door with SUPER ANNOYING vacuuming/squeaky noises...
also, um, i really am annoyed by the parrots that have migrated back after a few years away, because they are REALLY goddamn loud at 6 in the morning outside my window. stupid parrots.
and i think it's LUNCHTIME. time to watch the dog whisperer....
<3 kate
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